akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

neorize:

i saw this and…

surely someone else did this

they look like yummytomatoes stuff sorry yummy it was an accident

hawkpaw:

if u hold an artists hand you should feel like royalty because that is the most important part of an artists body and allowing you to hold that means they trust you with their life Do not abuse it

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

myhairisademon:

IF I EVER COMPLIMENT YOU IN PERSON PLEASE DONT THINK IM WEIRD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO OPEN MY MOUTH I THOUGHT IT WAS A DECENT THING FOR ME TO DO ONLY TO REALIZE I AM BETTER OFF SEWING MY MOUTH SHUT THAN POISONING EVERYONE INCLUDING ME WITH MY AWKWARDNESS god i cant even say the word awkward to describe me anymore i look like one of those people that just say it and find it funny when it’s not even the case

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed